Sunday, June 23, 2013

News from The Gaians: Plants Can Think

Lady Deidre Skye insists that the ideal society must be founded on sound principles of ecology; and society that violates ecological principles will be unstable. The wisdom hidden in the everyday functioning of natural things is a item of faith for Skye, as well as an ideal to emulate.

She would be most please to learn that scientists have discovered a wisdom, almost a sentience in the physiology of plants. 

According to an article from Reuters, "Plants do complex arithmetic calculations to make sure they have enough food to get them through the night, new research published in journal eLife shows. . .


Scientists at Britain's John Innes Centre said plants adjust their rate of starch consumption to prevent starvation during the night when they are unable to feed themselves with energy from the sun."

Read more about it here:

Plants possess mathematical abilities

Saturday, May 11, 2013

News from the Believers: The Godless Driven From South Carolina

Sister Miriam Godwinson believes quite strongly in the connection between religious fervor and land. Disbelief can sully land. Therefore she is very glad to hear when pious territories are consolidated in their unanimity. In South Carolina, a menage-a-trois has been convinced to leave for more licentious parts of the country, and are asking the faithful to help pay for their exodus.

You can read more about this here.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

News From the Believers: Harvard Destroys Miracles

Sister Miriam Godwinson begrudgingly admits that news stories demonstrating the continuing influence of her teachings might be too easy to find from time to time, but nevertheless is glad to see one of her followers, Pat Robertson, correctly attribute blame to Ivy League universities for the apparent lack of convincing miracles in recent years. Ordinary miracles like sunsets and new births are common enough, but the truly astounding miracle like those  prevalent in earlier times are all too few, a state of affairs best attributed to elite secondary educational institutions.

"Why do miracles 'happen with great frequency in Africa, and not here in the USA?' asked a 700 Club patron named Ken. "People overseas didn't go to Ivy League schools," Robertson replied with a chuckle.

According to Robertson, it's the "skepticism and secularism" that is being taught at "the most advanced schools" around the country that is keeping God's miracles at bay.Meanwhile, Africans are "simple" and "humble." "You tell ‘em God loves ‘em and they say, ‘Okay, he loves me'," said Robertson. "You say God will do miracles and they say, ‘Okay, we believe him'."

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

News from the Federation: The White Student Union

There hasn't been a post to this blog in a long while, but not for lack of stories that fit the theme. There are many indications that current society is fracturing along the lines of the factions in the Unity.

Take for instance the recent emergence of the White Student Union at Towson State University, who are adamantly opposed to the concept of equality and devoted to the cause of armed defense of their honor. They deny the usefulness of constitutions in preserving liberty, and urge the formation of a new government that would defend the prerogatives of White European-Americans, especially property holders.

For instance, the WSU recently reported that

"A dozen male members recently went to the local Saint Pius X Latin Mass and then to the local shooting range together and practice tactical firearms training while fifteen of our female members have already been enrolled in self defense classes."
(http://towsonwsu.blogspot.com/2013/03/weekly-executive-board-report.html)

They have also been clear about the threats levied to their survival and their way of life:

"The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack at Towson University by degenerate criminals seeking to rob our women of their God given innocence. Through armed thuggery the money of law abiding Towson students that is earned by the sweat of their brow is stolen and their lives threatened for simply walking down the street."

(http://towsonwsu.blogspot.com/2013/02/black-crime-wave-continues.html)

Colonel Corazon Santiago, herself of European-American (Hispanic) decent, congratulates the leader of the White Student Union, Commander Matthew Heimbach, and his dedication to persevering as a middle-class college student despite all the challenges he has faced.