Sister Miriam Godwinson believes quite strongly in the connection between religious fervor and land. Disbelief can sully land. Therefore she is very glad to hear when pious territories are consolidated in their unanimity. In South Carolina, a menage-a-trois has been convinced to leave for more licentious parts of the country, and are asking the faithful to help pay for their exodus.
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